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Feminism:

Feminists think they've won
But Ray Rice
Will never be as hated
As Michael Vick
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Let there be car insurance:

Man blind for 33 years
Scientists grant sight
First thing he sees
Car insurance ad

Magic Lamp:

Liberal finds magic lamp
Genie grants wish
Only condition
must happen to all
Liberal thinks for second
Poke out my left eye

For want of dogs:

If half the money spent
In feed and care of dogs
instead to end all hunger
And poverty
In the third world
We would still have AIDS
And prisons
But G-D would love us
And we would hate him
For want of more dogs

Zardoz in Arkansas:

I want Zardoz
For Arkansas
Instead I'll just get
Southern
California

Third World:

We send
Batteries
And small engines
To the third world
So Ebola
Can run
Faster than a horse
And see at night

Mein Fuhrer:

All Germans
Would have had
Free health care
Under Hitler
And moon base
And mars colony
Instead
We got
A bunch of Jews
And facebook...

Down on the Farm:

Box turtles
Eat dandelion
October sky
Terrible noise
Giant tractor
Exploded shell
Fat people
Eat well
Machine dance

Body as Temple:

I wish I was healthy enough
To turn my body
Into a toxic waste dump
Like you
I wish I was spiritual enough
To forget my body
So it swells like a obscene couch
Overflowing with folds
And skin tags
Enough hotdogs
To circle the sun and back
Have been eaten
by those
Who have no shame

Young Dogs:

Young dogs
Care and concern
It turns it's face
To reveal a half rotted face
Only parasites and viruses
Can ever be free
Death stalks at every turn
Even this poem
Was written
On someone else dime