Now this is a story all about how
Amber flipped and turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the famous 4chan strangler
In West Port Orchard born and raised
On 4chan is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Waiting for Amber's son to get out of school
When a couple of pics that were up to no good
Started making trouble in the neighborhood
I strangled one little slut and 4chan got scared
I said "Just check the fucking news" about this murder I just shared
I whistled to her car, a Ford Focus that was near
The license plate said "YLYL" and my BB gun was in the rear
If anything I could suicide by cops when they got there
But I said "Nah, forget it, they'll give me the chair!"
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