Things that make me angry

Things that make me angry:

1. People with government jobs. What makes you so special?
2. Families that haven't been broken up yet. You have no right to escape the apparatus.
3. Dogs. People treat them better than humans.
4. Couples. You have no right to (interpersonal) happiness.
5. Liberals. I wish government would terrorize you for a change.
6. Cultural Conservatives. Gays torture themselves enough already.
7. Obese persons. I envy your access to food.
8. Obese persons. Your indolence is repulsive.
9. Mainstream sports. Nothing happens if the other team loses so whats the point?
10. Mainstream politics.
11. Reflexive microsoft users. Where is your sense of adventure?
12. Other drivers.